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                                        a man had talked like this, he would have 
                                        been thrown out. From a tiny little woman, 
                                        it was funny.  There 
                                        were 366 entrants in the $1,500 Limit 
                                        Hold'em for a total prize pool of $516,060. 
                                        Three tables were paid, a total of 27 
                                        players.   
                                        To setup the Final Table Tuesday night, 
                                        Paul Ladanyi's pocket 8's held up against 
                                        Philong Nguyen's all-in A 10. The 'blue' 
                                        show was about to begin. THE 
                                        FINAL TABLE: 42 mins left of 75
 The blinds were $1,000/$2,000
 Player 
                                           Hometown    Chip 
                                        Count
 Seat 
                                        1 Patty Gallagher San Diego CA $54,500
 Seat 2 Cy Jassanowsky Johannesburg, So. 
                                        Africa $35,000
 Seat 3 Paul Ladanyi Budapest, Hungary 
                                        $92,500
 Seat 4 Jesse Daniel Ventura CA $76,000
 Seat 5 Meng La Torrance CA $84,000
 Seat 6 Steve Kaufman Cincinnati OH $76,000
 Seat 7 An Tran Las Vegas NV $24,500
 Seat 8 Gary Jones London, UK $77,000
 Seat 9 Diego Cordovez Palo Alto CA $20,000
 Seat 10 Daniel Barnett Edmonds WA $15,500
 
 Every year, at the WSOP, new players emerge 
                                        from obscurity to become household names. 
                                        A player with the potential to become 
                                        a certified character that we will watch 
                                        for years is Patty "Machine Gun' Gallagher. 
                                        She can play. And she IS a character. 
                                        Oh, and she is also by her own insistence 
                                        a foul-mouthed b***h. "I've got the biggest 
                                        b***s in the place. I'm Patty G." She 
                                        likes to say at the top of her voice. 
                                        It's like Mae West was channeling through 
                                        a petite Filipino-American woman who loves 
                                        to laugh and who especially loves to taunt 
                                        men. She breaks the unwritten rule of 
                                        poker etiquette by talking to her opponents 
                                        when they are trying to decide to call 
                                        her bets. "Why are you talking to me when 
                                        I have a hand," Meng La finally said to 
                                        her. He said she gave him a "headache" 
                                        and he asked her to quit speaking to him 
                                        altogether. Patty proved over the course 
                                        of the day that she could bet the river 
                                        with absolutely nothing. "Don't flirt 
                                        with me," she said to Steve Kaufman as 
                                        he stared at her looking for a bluff tell. 
                                        She is a piece of work, there can be no 
                                        doubt.
 As 
                                        Daniel Barnett found out to his chagrin 
                                        in 10th, Patty actually picked up a real 
                                        hand once in a while. Daniel was the shortest 
                                        stack and he went all-in from the button 
                                        with A 6. Patty was on an early rush that 
                                        took her to the chip lead. 'Machine Gun' 
                                        Gallagher had pocket Aces in the small 
                                        blind. 'The 
                                        Boss,' An Tran was the next to be gunned 
                                        down by Gallagher. Tran reraised Patty 
                                        from the button with pocket 3's. She'd 
                                        raised with the K Q of Spades under the 
                                        gun. It's likely that in the thirty plus 
                                        cashes Tran has had at the WSOP, he's 
                                        never crossed anyone like Patty Gallagher. 
                                        She wasn't missing any hands at the time 
                                        and made K's and Q's. The 
                                        next short stack that had to gamble was 
                                        Diego Cordovez. Meng La raised from middle 
                                        position with A 3. Cordovez went all-in 
                                        from the big blind with K 6. One 3 was 
                                        enough, but Meng got two to give the talented 
                                        Diego 8th.  'Johannesburg' 
                                        was in the 1 post at the recent Kentucky 
                                        Derby and lost to 'War Emblem' by several 
                                        lengths. Cy Jassanowsky, from Johannesburg, 
                                        was in the 2 post at this Final Table 
                                        and lost to Meng La in a photo finish. 
                                        Cy had a K 9. When a King flopped, he 
                                        reraised Meng La's raise all-in. La had 
                                        K 10 and the 10 played. Cy couldn't anymore.  
                                        Intensity, thy name is Paul Ladanyi. One 
                                        notch east of Phil Hellmuth is a hungry 
                                        Paul Ladanyi. His desire to win burns 
                                        right on the surface of his face. When 
                                        he gets a beat, he's capable of throwing, 
                                        kicking or screaming things. Passed early 
                                        by the red-hot Patty Gallagher for the 
                                        chip lead, Ladanyi had plenty to be upset 
                                        about when his stack was decimated. He 
                                        lost most of the remainder of his chips 
                                        when Meng La made a higher flush on Paul 
                                        with a fourth Spade on the river. Paul 
                                        was there on the turn. Still fuming, Landanyi 
                                        finished a disastrous 6th when he and 
                                        Patty got into a raising duel. After five 
                                        bets they were obliged to quit to see 
                                        the flop. To no one's surprise, except 
                                        maybe Ladanyi's, Gallagher had pocket 
                                        Aces that held up against Paul's pocket 
                                        10's. Just 
                                        like Diego Cordovez, Gary Jones was forced 
                                        to move in search of some chips. When 
                                        the flop came A K 7, Jones went all-in 
                                        from the big blind with his King. Unfortunately 
                                        for Gary, England is ruled by a Queen 
                                        not a King. Steve Kaufman had Pokerland's 
                                        ruler, an Ace, to bid the young Englishman 
                                        'Tally-ho' in 5th.   
                                        All the males at this table were being 
                                        baited by Patty Gallagher. Jesse Daniel 
                                        from Ventura (or is it Jesse Ventura from 
                                        Daniel?) got it the worst. He couldn't 
                                        figure out what she had, and every time 
                                        he guessed he seemed to be wrong. Often 
                                        he just folded in confusion. Too short 
                                        now to guess, Jesse went all-in with that 
                                        proven failure, K x. Actually Jesse's 
                                        hand wasn't that bad-K 6 of Hearts. Steve 
                                        Kaufman had pocket 8's that sent Ventura 
                                        back to Minnesota (or was it Daniel back 
                                        to California?). Three-handed 
                                        now, Patty had half the chips on the table. 
                                        She was cooking with gas at the time. 
                                        But her tournament inexperience was about 
                                        to show. Steve Kaufman tried to get a 
                                        deal going that would have given Patty 
                                        over $100k. She didn't know deals and 
                                        didn't trust men bringing them. It was 
                                        to cost her over $50,000. Suddenly, the 
                                        'Machine Gun' had run out of bullets. 
                                        The tournament veterans, Kaufman and La 
                                        worked her over pretty good. She will 
                                        learn from this experience and is a likely 
                                        candidate to return to a Final Table soon. 
                                        Especially in her dominant game, Limit 
                                        Hold'em. That boisterous voice was finally 
                                        struck dumb by the river card Meng La 
                                        caught to wipe Patty out in 3rd. Patty 
                                        had top pair when Meng made a gutshot 
                                        King high straight on the river with his 
                                        K 9. Steve 
                                        Kaufman is a backer of tournament players 
                                        so he had a large crowd of interested 
                                        rooters. If Steve wins $190k, we'll get 
                                        some additional buy-ins, they probably 
                                        thought. Meng "The Ninja" La agreed to 
                                        a partial save when the chips were even 
                                        then he ripped Kaufman apart. Meng, who 
                                        had been so infuriated by Patty Gallagher, 
                                        hung on to take the lion's share of the 
                                        prize pool. It's the second big win for 
                                        La this season and vaults him into an 
                                        elite circle of players. Professor Kaufman 
                                        tried a straight draw all-in against the 
                                        made three Queens of Meng and was schooled. As 
                                        expected the Super Satellites are heating 
                                        up. Unless there are a very high percentage 
                                        of repeaters, probably over 200 players 
                                        will get into the 'Big One' via the Supers 
                                        by next Monday. As of this writing there 
                                        are 146 entrants. Early on, rebuys run 
                                        about one to a player. As we near the 
                                        last Supers, however, the rebuys go up 
                                        to about one and a half per player. That's 
                                        where all the extra seats are generated. 
                                         Some 
                                        of the recent winners were: Alexander 
                                        Dietrich, Serafim Zaharopaulos, Peter 
                                        Roche, Dan Alspach, Barry Shulman (2nd), 
                                        Keith Davis, Gus Echeverri, Tony Cousineau 
                                        (3rd), Randy Hudson (2nd), Eric Holum, 
                                        Artie Cobb, Pascal Perrault, Kevin Maurer, 
                                        Mike McGee, Tom Savitsky, Matt Heintschel 
                                        (2nd). Mike Paulle
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