The
Rabbi Speaks
Mark Greens Poker Lessons
(as told to Ashley Adams):
Is It Kosher?
BY:
Mark Green
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BY:
Ashley Adams
Contact at: (Asha34@aol.com)
Author of Winning 7-Card Stud
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You
know the expression "Is it Kosher"? Generally,
it is used to mean "Is it by the rules?"
"Is it OK?" "Is it acceptable" It's even
used at the poker table - where players
ask whether something is allowed.
The
roots of kosher, known as "kashrut" in
Hebrew, come from Jewish dietary laws.
The word "kashrut" in Hebrew means fit
or proper as it relates to what can or
cannot be eaten by a Jew. Foods deemed
to be eaten are said to be kosher - provided
they are prepared in a way that is also
in keeping with strict dietary laws.
The
basic laws of Kashrut including the list
of forbidden and allowable foods comes
from the Bible, specifically from the
chapters Leviticus 11 and Deuteronomy
17. Rabbinic scholars have interpreted
these laws and applied them to contemporary
situations for thousands of years. In
addition, Rabbinic bodies enacted protective
legislation to safeguard the integrity
of kosher laws.
The laws of kashruts are complex and extensive.
They include excluding forbidden foods
like any products from a pig, shellfish
like clams and oysters, the mixing of
meat and milk (like a cheeseburger) and
meat from an animal that may be allowed
but that is slaughtered, stored or prepared
in a way that is not in keeping with the
strict laws of kashrut. Hence, if a cow
was not slaughtered with a sharp enough
knife or not drained of blood properly
it might be found to be unkosher - even
though cows, in general, are kosher animals.
But
Jews have historically kept it simple
for themselves by following the advice
of a rabbinical council that oversees
food production. If they deem something
to be kosher then it's OK. If not, then
it's not kosher. Simple as that.
So
the question, "Is it kosher" in a Jewish
context meant "is it within Jewish laws
of Kashrut - and may I therefore eat it.
Foods judged to be unkosher were not fit
for Jewish consumption. They are called
"trafe".
When
I think of being kosher at the poker table
I think of poker etiquette. Here too certain
behavior falls into the forbidden realm,
while other behavior should be discouraged
as generally improper. For me, kosher
behavior at the poker table follows certain
guidelines. I'm happy to outline them
for you.
Forbidden
"trafe" behavior includes any kind of
physical abuse or dangerous action by
the player to anyone at the table, especially
the dealer. In that category of unkosher
behavior I put throwing cards, throwing
chips, kicking chairs, and obviously any
battery of dealers or fellow poker players.
But I don't limit it to that. The use
of any deliberately hurtful, abusive,
or threatening language is also on my
list of trafe. Not that players can't
express exasperation with obscenity from
time to time - but directing it at the
dealer or another player is, for me, not
kosher.
So
too would I describe deliberate angle
shooting as unkosher. Deliberately betting
out of turn to get players behind you
to act would not be kosher. Leaning over
to get a peek of someone else's hand would
be unkosher. And, in general, trying to
get an unfair advantage by acting in a
way that may be technically allowed but
that is clearly meant to bend the rules
in your favor - that I would call unkosher.
There
are a whole bunch of actions that I consider
unwise or annoying. But they don't rise
to the level of unkosher. In that category
I consider, acting slowly, slow rolling
the winning hand, incessant talking, giving
lessons at the table, rabbit hunting,
complaining, telling bad beat stories,
not showering and, in general, being a
boor. These are behaviors that a successful
poker player must learn to tolerate -
though it's always nicer if they don't
exist. They may be kosher, but I still
try to avoid them.
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