The mathematically correct
play is not always the best play.
(Chip
Reese)
You must maintain a reputation
for honor in the gambling business. Your
word must be your bond. It'll be your
Ace-in-the hole.
(Super System)
Montana Words of Wisdom
. . .they have life down
to a science, wouldn't you say?
Crisis management principle:
Good judgment comes from experience, and
a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta
the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin
the cat back in.
Negotiation principle:
Never drop yer gun to hug a grizzly.
If you're ridin' ahead
of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinkin'
you're a person of some influence, try
orderin' somebody else's dog around.
A good horse never comes
in a bad color.
After eating an entire
bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a
hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep
your mouth shut.
Never kick a cow chip
on a hot day.
There's two theories
to arguin' with a woman....
Neither one works.
Don't worry about bitin'
off more than you can chew. Your mouth
is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
If you find yourself
in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
digging.
Never slap a man who's
chewin' tobacco.
It don't take a genius
to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Always drink upstream
from the herd.
When you give a lesson
in meanness to a critter or person, don't
be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin'
your weight around, be ready to have it
thrown around by somebody else.
Always take a good look
at what you're about to eat. It's not
so important to know what it is, but you
might need to know what it was...
The quickest way to double
your money is to fold it over and put
it back in your pocket.
Never miss a good chance
to shut up.
There are three kinds
of men:
The one that learns by reading. The few
that learn by observation. The rest of
them that have to pee on the electric
fence for themselves.
