Queen
of Hearts
By
Monroe Hiatt
I
sat in on the lowest limit game at each
L.V. club, looking for soft games and
pretty dealers. This is a TURE story of
how I approached learning to play Texas
holdem poker for a living, twenty
years ago. I ran into two cuttie dealers.
One - an Asian who always wore glasses,
a black dress, and heels. She was the
night card room manager of the Riviera
which at that time ran only 3 tables.
The other cuttie was Debbie a 24 year
old dealer at Sam's Town on the edge of
Vegas down the Boulder Highway. She had
studied hard and knew the game very well.
After one week my friendliness and smiles
paid off as we both had become strongly
attracted to each other. Id learned
her work hours and knew her shift would
end in about 45 more minutes.
As
she was at the edge of the card room leaving
to take her last break, I approached her
and said, "I'm going to play
some craps. Come on over when you get
off."
I was unsure of her response, as she was
surprised and didnt know what to
say. I went ahead to the craps table and
bought in for lots of chips, just in case
she passed by she'd see all my chips,
take me for a big winner, and stop. I
knew she would be passing by any minute
so I got loud and said "press it"
whenever I hit a place bet. As fate has
it, at the end of her shift she came over
and stood next to me at the craps table
where I had rows of chips and was living
it up.
I
quickly acknowledged her and said, "Debbie,
you came! Look at all these chips."
She
responded, "How much do you have?"
I
said, not really as much as it looks like.
Most of them are quarter chips. Total,
about seventy dollars." "Ill
cash out and lets go somewhere?"
Debbie
answered, "Let's do it."
There
were about 3 racks of chips, one of which
I let her carry for me to the cashiers
cage. We both liked each other and knew
this was going to be a nice date. Sams
Town has the theme of an old western town
with hard wood floors, with a wide staircase
leading up to an open mezzanine with rails
over which you can lean and look down
into the entire casino floor below. The
cocktail waitresses wore a touch of war-paint
on their faces, a headband with a feather,
and tassels decorating their buckskin
tiny skirts. To fit-in the poker dealers
uniforms were boots, jeans, long sleeve
shirts with small red & white checks,
and a red scarf around their necks.
I
was in jeans too and not wanting to spend
a lot of money, I suggested that we just
hop in my car and go dressed as we are.
As we walked out onto the wooden sidewalk
with its overhead porch which outlines
the Casino, she asked, "What kind
of car do you have?"
I
replied, "Youll love this.
Im parked in valet and I have a
new Thunderbird."
I
pointed into the valet area to a small
red, white, and blue flashy car and said,
"But tonight I drove my Pinto."
I grinned big and continued, "I really
do have a Thunderbird too. I wouldnt
just make that up." From her response
I could see that she believed me and was
excited with our impetuous decision to
trust each other into an adventure that
neither of us really knew what to expect,
except lots of excitement. As we drove
up Fremont Street toward downtown it was
apparent that she was good company. It
was about 3 AM and even in Vegas most
classy activities were slowing down. I
didnt want to spoil our good start
together and decided to avoid the sexual
suggestion and chose something we both
had in common.
I
said, "Were getting along so
good that I dont think we need to
spend much money to have a good time.
Dont think Im cheap, but the
poker room at the Lady Luck goes all night
long. Lets go there and see how it is?"
She
answered, "Sure!"
At
the bar I bought her a peach brandy and
got myself a bourbon & coke. I found
out besides dealing that she also liked
to PLAY so we bought into a $2/4 holdem
game with adjoining seats. I offered to
buy-us-in for $40 each. She insisted on
buying in with her own money, shed
just gotten paid. We got lucky. Her best
hand was 2 4 in the pocket on the big
blind. She kicked me under the table as
she bet-out, when the flop came A 3 5.
I got out but all other players called
her to the river then they all folded.
She flashed her hole cards to me just
before pulling in the pot. My best hand
was Ah Ks. I was on the button and saw
5 limpers, so naturally I raised. All
5 of them called, but Debbie folded. The
flop came Kh Th 5s. Under-the-gun bet
with 4 callers. I raised, got reraised,
with 2 callers, then I capped it as all
3 of them stayed in. The turn card was
Kd. Under-the-gun came out betting with
still 2 callers. The action was massive
as we capped it again with all 4 of us
players still in for the river bath. I
figured they had at least two pair or
were drawing to mid-level heart flushes
and UTG probably had trip kings also.
The river card was the Jh. I flashed my
Ah for Debbie to see and I kicked Debbie
under the table suggesting the nut flush.
She kicked me back and giggled. The other
players noticed that Debbie & I were
acting giddy. This must have been the
cause of all players checking to me. I
bet and everyone folded. Maybe they figured
me for the nut flush or the Royal Flush
(?) I drug in the $105 pot, minus the
rake, in this $2/4 game. Debbie grabbed
a $5 chip and tossed it to the dealer.
Immediately
I said to Debbie, "Lets get out of
here."
We
were both winners and wasted no time in
filling about two racks of mostly $1 chips.
We were all smiles and full of energy
even though it was about 4 AM. After dumping
our chips at the cashiers cage we
headed straight to the bar and celebrated
with another round of drinks.
She
said, "When you showed me that ace
I knew your other card was the Queen of
Hearts."
I
responded, "No it wasnt"
She
came back with, "Dont lie to
me."
I
said, "Okay Debbie this is no lie.
I had trip kings. But I DO HAVE the queen
of hearts."
Then
I slowly leaned forward and gave her our
first kiss. Man was it juicy! We went
to her place. She kept me quiet not to
wake up her daughter.
When
we hit the sack, you know what happened
next?
She
whispered, "Are you sure you HAVE
the Queen of Hearts?"
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