Old
Poker Guy
By
Ed Barrett
Poker Man
was what they had called him when he was
younger. He'd won all the big tournaments,
and played against the best--Johnny Ross,
Texas Slim, and the math wizard from Las
Vegas, Tommy Polansky. You name the player,
Poker Man had matched chips and wits with
all of them. At least that's what he'd
tell anyone who'd listen to his stories.
Now at eighty-six years of age, his memory
was fading and his stories had become
even more boisterous. Poker Man, if he
had ever really been known by that name,
had become known as Old Poker Guy.
"Play
it close to the vest," he would always
tell the younger players. "Don't chase
cards and don't chase the ladies." His
cockeyed grin and wink would let them
know that he didn't believe the part about
chasing the ladies. The players would
listen to his stories and make fun of
the old man. No one knew if he was telling
the truth when he talked of beating world
champion, Johnny Ross in a heads-up game
of Texas hold'em in the backroom of a
Dallas nightclub or if it was just more
of the old man's ramblings. "He didn't
have a chance." Old Poker Guy would always
smile when he told this particular story.
"Pocket fives-- five of hearts and five
of clubs, and the five of spades on the
river. He should have known he couldn't
beat me." Each time he told the story
there would be additional details, as
though he was remembering new incidents
that had occurred. Most thought it was
the old guy's imagination getting away
on him. Or perhaps he was putting all
his poker experiences into one story.
"My
money's on you, old man," one of the locals
had shouted just before final action began
at the Texas State Hold'em Championship.
The tournament director immediately admonished
the young bystander to be quiet; there
would be no interruptions for the rest
of the tournament.
It
was heads-up now. Old Poker Guy had made
the final table of six at the end of the
second day when his seven-deuce offsuit
in the big blind had flopped a full house
which he slow-played against ace-ace and
king-king, eliminating the final two players
in contention for a seat in the finals.
Now he had whittled his way through the
field, eliminating or watching four of
the six worthy opponents fall by the wayside.
It was Old Poker Guy against Hank Docherty,
who had just recently placed second in
the prestigious World Series of Poker
in Las Vegas. They would play for the
championship of Texas. No limit hold'em.
The
tournament had begun three days before.
Limited to three hundred entries, the
best players in the southwest along with
a large number of local wannabee champions
had scrambled into the Four Star Indian
Casino near the Mexican border. Most were
surprised when Old Poker Guy had stepped
up to the tournament table and laid out
five crumpled one hundred dollar bills
and two twenties. No one had ever seen
him actually play before and no one had
expected him to get past the first day
of the competition. They'd chuckled at
the old man as he signed in as Stanley
Robinson, then erased his name and with
a wry smile changed it to Old Poker Guy.
"I
don't get lucky, I just get good," was
another of the expressions that locals
were apt to hear coming from Old Poker
Guy. He always had on baggy pants and
a tattered flannel shirt, regardless of
the weather. Most days he'd wear a plastic
bow-tie. "Damned kids nowadays don't understand
the game," he would often mumble to himself
as he watched the ring action in the 10-20
hold'em games at Four Star. They liked
to hide his tattered New York Yankee baseball
cap that Old Poker Guy claimed was a gift
from "The Babe.
"
Now with his head swirling, Old Poker
Guy worried about being able to keep his
concentration in the competition with
his formidable foe. He'd cursed himself
for having gotten lost on the way to the
tournament earlier in the day, causing
him to miss the first four hands. "I can
drive here blind-folded," he mumbled to
himself as he took his seat at the final
table. The three days of constant poker
weighed heavily on Old Poker Guy's endurance.
"He's
a book of tells," one of the bystanders
whispered. Every time Old Poker Guy would
catch a card his eyebrows raised and he
lifted himself upright in his chair. It
was just a matter of time before Docherty
eliminated the old man, whose mind had
now departed from the game.
"Keep
your damned mind on the game, old man!"
the voice came from the rail directly
behind Docherty. It was Johnny Ross. He
was sure of it. Old Poker Guy raised his
head and looked toward the rail. A smiling
Johnny Ross winked at Old Poker Guy and
gave him the thumbs up. It had been over
forty years since he'd seen Johnny. Never
mind. The advice was right. He'd have
to get his mind back into the game if
he was to compete with Hank Docherty.
To his amazement, no one else had paid
any attention to Johnny. Why hadn't the
tournament director admonished him as
he had the spectator who spoke out earlier?
The
chips favored Docherty 3 to 1 as the old
man pulled himself up in his chair and
gathered his remaining energy. Back and
forth the action went. Old Poker Guy had
a sudden run of good cards and had taken
a small lead on Docherty when his mind
started to slip away again.
"Pocket
fives," he mumbled to himself without
looking at his cards. "Five of hearts
and five of clubs." The hand that had
put Johnny Ross out of his misery. A smile
came to his face only to be disrupted
when the dealer tapped the table signifying
it was Old Poker Guy's turn to act.
The
flop was already on the table. Old Poker
Guy squinted at the eight-10 of diamonds,
and the four of hearts. Docherty had eyed
his opponent carefully before checking
the flop. Old Poker Guy gently tapped
the table giving the dealer the authority
to continue the hand. "Six of diamonds,"
the tournament director announced as the
fourth card fell on the table. "The turn
card is the six of diamonds," he repeated.
Hank
Docherty wasn't watching the card hit
the table. His eyes were on Old Poker
Guy while he pretended to look at his
own cards, which he already knew were
the ace-king of diamonds. The six on the
turn and the two diamonds on the flop
had given him the nut flush. He felt a
tingling sensation in his face, which
was as close to a tell as you were likely
to get from Hank Docherty. He'd begun
picking up tells on the old man again
just a few hands before but had not had
a hand with which to put a move on him.
"Check,"
Docherty said. The old man sat emotionless.
Docherty was sure the cards on the board
weren't close to anything Old Poker Guy
was holding. If he bet now, Old Poker
Guy would surely fold and his flush would
have been wasted. He'd take the risk of
looking at the final card, hoping that
it would help his opponent enough that
he would call a bet.
"Fifth
and final card." The director nodded to
the dealer, who burned a card and turned
over the queen of diamonds. Again, Docherty's
eyes were glued on the old man. There
were four diamonds on the board. Maybe
the old guy had made a second best flush,
he thought. He had nothing to lose by
trying.
"All
in," Docherty said as he pushed his entire
stack toward the middle of the table.
There was little reaction from the crowd.
They knew that Docherty had made his hand
and surely the old man would fold. And
they were right. Without looking at his
cards, Old Poker Guy was about to push
them into the muck when his thoughts were
disrupted by a voice from the rail.
"Look
at your cards, you old fool!" It was Johnny
Ross again. Old Poker Guy raised up in
his seat and squinted at the admonishing
former world champion. "Look at your cards!"
Old
Poker Guy knew he had a pair of fives,
but he listened to the voice and slowly
pressing down on the back side of his
two pocket cards with his forefinger he
gently lifted them with his thumb. Old
Poker Guy stared at the cards for a full
minute. "It's your turn, sir," the dealer
reminded him, thinking that the old man
had once again lost track of the game.
Old
Poker Guy nodded toward the dealer. His
mind was perfectly clear for just a moment
as he announced, "I'll call your bet,
Mr. Docherty." Without hesitation, he
pushed his entire stack of chips toward
the pot and turned over his cards, the
jack and nine of diamonds. "I think my
cards match up with the queen of diamonds
on the river if you combine them with
the eight-10 of diamonds on the flop,"
he said. Old Poker Guy had a straight
flush, the only hand that could beat his
opponent. The championship of Texas was
his.
The
normally quiet crowd which would usually
show indifference to a good play, broke
into a hearty round of applause and chatter
as Hank Docherty sat stunned, wondering
how he'd missed the tell that almost surely
would have let him know that the old man
was on a straight flush draw.
Old
Poker Guy smiled and tipped his Yankee
baseball cap to the crowd. Suddenly he
remembered that Johnny Ross had passed
away over twenty years ago. It didn't
matter now. It didn't matter if he'd ever
met or played with the former world champion.
Today, Old Poker Guy was the poker champion
of Texas. He would tell this story often
in years to come.
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